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I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

I Don't Always Prepare Such Rich Meals. Sometimes I'll Just Serve A Simple Quiche, Salad And Dessert For Dinner. During The Week I Try To Eat Lightly.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.