I Have An Ulcer. It Has An

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.