I Have An Ulcer. It Has An

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?