I Have Been Drunk Now For Over

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

Instinct Taught Me 20 Years Ago To Pace A Song Or A Concert Performance. That Translates Into Pacing A Story, Pleasing A Reading Audience.

Where It All Ends I Can't Fathom, My Friends. If I Knew, I Might Toss Out My Anchor.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

Some Of It's Magic And Some Of It's Tragic But I Had A Good Life All The Way.