I Have Been Vain Since Birth. I

My Personal Life Is Lived As 'me,' But My Professional Life Is Lived As Other People. In Other Words, When I Go To The Office, I Lie Down, Dream, And Become 'someone Else.' That's My Job.

I Don't See That Many Plays, And For Me, Musicals Are Rarely Pleasing. I Feel The Actors Are Being Put Through A Kind Of Nightmarish Labor. They're Like Animals Being Forced To Pull Heavy Carts Of Vegetables At Incredible Speeds.

I Don't See That Many Plays, And For Me, Musicals Are Rarely Pleasing.

I Was Making My Living From A Joke About My Appearance That I Didn't Understand, And In A Way Still Don't, Because When I Look In A Mirror It Doesn't Seem Funny To Me.

For Me, A Play Is A Form Of Writing Which Isn't Complete Until It Is Interpreted By Actors. But It's Still A Form Of Writing. And So Most Of My Time Is Spent Thinking About How To Write A Sentence.