I Have Big Nuts. Huge Nuts. Elephantitis

I Don't Like To Give The Sob Story: Growing Up In A Single-parent Home, Never Knew My Father, My Mother Never Worked, And When Friends Came Over I'd Hide The Welfare Cheese. Yo, I Failed Ninth Grade Three Times, But I Don't Think It Was Necessarily 'cause I'm Stupid. I Didn't Go To School. I Couldn't Deal.

When You Feel Like You've Had It Up To Here, And You're Mad Enough To Scream, But You're Sad Enough To Tear, That's Rock Bottom.

I've Always Respected What Wayne Does, And Wayne, To Me Is Definitely One Of The Greatest In The Game Right Now.

Mother, Are You There? I Love You. I Never Meant To Hit You Over The Head With That Shovel.

This Opportunity Comes Once In A Lifetime.