I Have 15,000 Comics In A Warehouse,

I Don't Mind Being An Advocate For Weed. It's Not As Bad As Tobacco, Alcohol Or Firearms, For That Matter. There's No Reason It Shouldn't Be Legalized. You Can Make All Kinds Of Stuff Out Of Hemp. I Think The Cure For Cancer's Probably In Cannabis-who Knows?

The Most I've Smoked In A Day Was Over An Ounce, In Germany.

All My Legitimate Jobs Were Embarrassing. I Used To Be Stock Boy At An Odd-lot, Making $35 A Day.

Valentine Cards And Birthday Wishes? Please...be On Another Level Of Planning, Of Understanding The Bond Between Man And Woman And Child. The Highest Elevation, Cause We Above All That Romance Crap, Just Show Your Love.

I Want To Do A Documentary About Strippers, 'cause It's A Moneymaker.