I Have Enough Money To Last Me

Did You Hear About The Accountant Who Became Am Embezzler? He Ran Away With The Accounts Payable!

Predictions Are Preposterous.

Prostitutes Go To Jail. Their Customers Go Home And Read The New York Times. In This Country You're Allowed To Buy Anything. If You Need A Shirt, You Have A Right To Buy It. If You Need Sex, You Don't. What's More Important, Sex Or A Shirt?

The New York Times Claims That They Publish All The News That's Fit To Print But What They Really Do Is Print All The News That Supports Their Agenda. What They Are Is The Power Base Of The Left.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.