I Have Enough Money To Last Me

All The Democrats Do Is Bicker. They're Not Concerned About The War Or The Fate Of The United States Of America. They're Desperate Characters.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.