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I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

I Like The Brand Band Of Outsiders. Their Suits Are Cut Really Slim, For Smaller Framed Gentlemen.

Yes, I'm Married. But My Wife Understands That A Good Politician Has To Be Appealing To The Ladies. The Fact That I Haven't Even Gotten Close To Cheating On Her Is A Disappointment To Us Both.

I'm Kind Of Obsessed With Food. I Like To Eat.