I Have Friends Who Are So Sarcastic,

I Was A Very Unique Child.

People Make The Mistake Of Drinking The Kool-aid, Believing Your Own Hype, Letting People Tell You You're This Or You're That Or You're Too This.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.

I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always Try To Be Nice.

I Don't Think I'm A Weirdo In A Bad Way. There's Just A Lot Going On In My Head.