I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

One Day As I Came Home Early, I Saw A Man Jogging Naked. I Said To The Guy, 'hey, Buddy, Why Are You Doing That?' He Said, 'because You Came Home Early.'

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!