I Have Impossible Standards.

I Think I Was Always A Drama Queen. I Really, Really, Really Loved Playing Pretend.

I Got A Liberal Arts Education Just Because I Felt Like I Should To Keep My Parents Happy, But It Was For Them. If It Was Up To Me, I Would've Just Moved To New York.

Being On The Outside Of Something, Watching Someone Make A Risky Decision, It's So Easy To Judge Someone For That. But When You're In It, It's Impossible To See It.

I Have Two Kids, And When My Oldest Was First Born, It Was The Most Vulnerable Feeling In The World. I Remember Taking Him To His First Doctor's Appointment, And On The Sheet, It Said "mother," And I Put My Mom's Name. I Was Like, "oh, Right, I ... I'm The Mother!" You Just Feel So Vulnerable.

I Have Two Young Kids. So My Vcr, Like, You Kind Of Have To Sift Through A Lot Of, Like, 'animal Mechanicals,' 'mickey Mouse Clubhouse.'