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If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The Same When You Have Finished As When You Started

Without Question The Most Unpopular Medium Of Musical Sound In The World.

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.