I Have Loads Of Underwear, But Only

You Can't Beat Sex Outdoors, But There Are Not Many Places I Haven't Done It. Forests, Barns, In Swimming Pool Changing Rooms, On Top Of Hills, You Name It.

I Am Happy To Receive Any Items Of Jewelry.

I Get Really Saucy After A Few Drinks. Sexy Rude, Not Obnoxious Rude.

As A Child, I've Always Been In Trouble With Men And The Police Have Always Had To Get Involved, Through No Fault Of My Own.

I Really Hate Sitcoms On Television With Canned Laughter And Stuff. What Really Makes Me Laugh Is The Real-life Stuff. I've Got A Dry Sense Of Humor.