I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is,

If Lawyers Are Disbarred And Clergymen Defrocked, Doesn't It Follow That Electricians Can Be Delighted, Musicians Denoted?

Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

We Talk Too Much, Love Too Seldom, And Hate Too Often.

The Symphony Orchestra Had Played Poorly, So The Conductor Was In A Bad Mood. That Night He Beat His Wife--because The Music Hadn't Been Beautiful Enough.

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?