I Have Made A Lot Of Mistakes

Why Do People Write Books That Say It's Better To Be Older Than To Be Younger? It's Not Better. Even If You Have All Your Marbles, You're Constantly Reaching For The Name Of The Person You Met The Day Before Yesterday.

Let's Face It: Part Of Being A Grownup Is That Every Day You Have To Choose Between Going Out At Night Or Staying Home, And It Is One Of Life's Unhappy Truths That There Is Not Enough Time To Do Both.

Every So Often I Would Look At My Women Friends Who Were Happily Married And Didn't Cook, And I Would Always Find Myself Wondering How They Did It. Would Anyone Love Me If I Couldn't Cook? I Always Thought Cooking Was Part Of The Package: Step Right Up, It's Rachel Samstat, She's Bright, She's Funny And She Can Cook!

Everybody I Know Who Goes Out And Plays A Little Softball, They Break Their Leg.

With Any Child Entering Adolescence, One Hunts For Signs Of Health, Is Desperate For The Smallest Indication That The Child's Problems Will Never Be Important Enough For A Television Movie.