I Have Met The Enemy, And It

Don't Halloo Until You're Out Of The Wood.

Never Confuse Motion With Action.

The Madness Of Mobs Or The Insolence Of Soldiers, Or Both, When Too Near To Each Other, Occasion Some Mischief.

A Spoonful Of Honey Will Catch More Flies Than A Gallon Of Vinegar.

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.