I Have More Talent In My Smallest

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.