I Have More Talent In My Smallest

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.