I Have More Talent In My Smallest

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

I Could Play A Cop, I Could Play A Crook, I Could Play A Lawyer, I Could Play A Dentist, I Could Play An Art Critic-i Could Play The Guy Next Door. I Am The Guy Next Door. I Could Play Catholic, Jewish, Protestant. As A Matter Of Fact, When I Did The Odd Couple, I Would Do It A Different Way Each Night. On Monday I'd Be Jewish, Tuesday Italian, Wednesday Irish-german-and I Would Mix Them Up. I Did That To Amuse Myself, And It Always Worked.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.