I Have My Standards. They're Low, But

Romance Is An Illusion. Well, Romance Is Not A Complete Illusion, But It's Ephemeral. It Does Not Last.

I Always Try To Balance The Light With The Heavy - A Few Tears Of Human Spirit In With The Sequins And The Fringes.

I Bear No Grudges. I Have A Mind That Retains Nothing.

I Don't Need Anyone To Write Me A Show In My Style, I Would Like To Do A Show In A Style That Wasn't My Style, Because That's The Only Way I Can Grow Up And Grow Out.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.