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I Liked Working With Republicans. We Had Five Pretty Good Years After We Had That Bad Year In '95 That Culminated In Two Government Shutdowns. But Then They Really Decided That They Liked Being In The Majority For The First Time In Forty Years, And They Wanted To Get Some Things Done, And I Agreed, To Get Things I Wanted. It Was All Perfectly Transparent. Everybody Knew What They Wanted And What I Wanted.

Though Government Has An Important Role To Play In Meeting The Many Challenges That Remain Before Us, We Are Coming To Understand That No Organization, Including Government, Will Fully Succeed Without The Active Participation Of Each Of Us. Volunteers Are Vital To Enabling This Country To Live Up To The True Promise Of Its Heritage

The Information Age Is, First And Foremost, An Education Age, In Which Education Must Start At Birth And Continue Throughout A Lifetime. Last Year, From This Podium, I Said That Education Has To Be Our Highest Priority. I Have Something To Say To Every Family Listening To Us Tonight: Your Children Can Go On To College.... Because Of The Things That Have Been Done, We Can Make College As Universal In The 21st Century As High School Is Today. And, My Friends, That Will Change The Face And Future Of America.

We Democrats Think The Country Works Better With A Strong Middle Class, Real Opportunities For Poor People To Work Their Way Into It And A Relentless Focus On The Future, With Business And Government Working Together To Promote Growth And Broadly Shared Prosperity. We Think "we're All In This Together" Is A Better Philosophy Than "you're On Your Own."

A Few Years Back, This Guy [barack Obama] Would Be Serving Us Coffee.