I Have No Desire To Ever Talk

Jerry Bruckheimer Creates Comedy, He Just Doesn't Realize Because He's A Turd.

To Me, Every Episode Is Like A Song, And Every Season Is Like An Album. There's That Part Of The Day When You First Get The Idea And You Say, "this Could Be Really Funny." And You Sit Down And You Write It. There's Just Something That Happens There That Doesn't Happen When You Really Give It A Lot Of Time Beforehand.

So We're Considering Doing A New Christmas Album, Because There's Been Christmas Episodes Since Then, And Maybe Finally Do The Version Of 'the Most Offensive Song Ever' With Lyrics Intact.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'

Well I Looked In My Moms Closet And Saw What I Was Getting For Christmas, An Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.