I Have No Friends And I Never

Until You Have Kids, You Can't Imagine How Much You Could Possibly Love A Human Being.

Try And Stay Away From Dairy - Especially If You're A Woman! It's Really Hard On Your Hormones.

I Loved 'teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It Was Such A Big Part Of My Childhood.

I've Actually Stopped Tinting My Windows Because The Paparazzi Look For Trucks And Cars With Supertinted Windows.

The Things That Happen In Your Life Are Either Your Choices Or Opportunities And Lessons The Universe Has Put Before You. Life On Earth Is Like College And We're All Just Trying To Pass The Courses.