I Have No Plans To Write An

My Father Used To Say, 'let Them See You And Not The Suit. That Should Be Secondary.'

I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of Pain.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.