I Have No Sex Appeal. If My

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Something Terrific Will Come No Matter How Dark The Present.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.