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The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When You're Cautioned To Slow Down By Your Doctor, Instead Of By The Police.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

I Use A Smoke Alarm As A Timer.