I Have Nothing Against Old People; I

I Didnt Wear The Pink Panties Because I Didnt Want America Going Crazy With Excitement.

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.