I Have Nothing Against Old People; I

Sometimes That Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is A Train.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.

I Think That The Team That Wins Game Five Will Win The Series. Unless We Lose Game Five.

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

I Want Her To Understand That It's Going To Be A Factor In Her Life. I Just Want Her To Know That (racism) Does Exist, And I Want Her To Always Be Diligent, And If She Sees It, Address It And Fight It.