I Have Nothing Against Old People; I

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

Every Team In The Western Conference Has Flaws.