I Have One Last Request. Don't Use

Basically I Am A Low-culture Person. I Prefer Watching Baseball With A Beer And Some Meatballs.

In New York State They Have A Strange Law That Says You Can't Get A Divorce Unless You Can Prove Adultery - And It's Weird, Because The Ten Commandments Say 'thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery.' But New York State Says You Have To. Well, Finally, What Happened Was That My Wife Committed Adultery For Me. She's Always Been More Mechanically Inclined Than I Have.

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.

What' S The Matter With Me? Why Can't I Be Cool?

Sex Is Better Than Talk. Ask Anybody In This Bar. Talk Is What You Suffer Through So You Can Get To Sex.