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If Dolphins Are So Intelligent, How Come They Ain't Got Walkmans?

Some Visualize The Pistols Era In Shades Of Black And White. It Wasn't. Actually, The Colors I Envision Are Neon Or Army Dirt Green With Fluorescent Pink--anything That Would Annoy."

I Come From The School Of Do It Yourself Mate. Unfortunately Over The Years There's Been Quite A Few Of, "can You Do It For Us Johnny, So We Can Grab All Your Glory?".

I Don't Listen To Music. I Hate Music.

The Real Color Of My Hair Is Mouse. I Always Want To Be Ginger, Which I Was When I Was Born, Or Blond, Because I Live In L.a., And I Want To Look Like I Go Surfing Without Any Physical Effort.