I Have Respect For Beer.

To Be Honest, When You're Younger And Cooler, You Say Those Sort Of Things Don't Mean Anything, But Then On The Day When They Pat You On The Back And They Say, "look, Mate, We're Noticing What You're Doing-thanks Very Much;' You Think Of The People Who Spent A Life In The Cinema And Didn't Receive That Kind Of Accolade, And It's Sort Of A Humbling Experience. And It's Very Nice And All That. But It Doesn't Change The Way I Do Things.

I'm Sick To Death Of Famous People Standing Up And Using Their Celebrity To Promote A Cause. If I See A Particular Need, I Do Try To Help. But There's A Lot That Can Be Achieved By Putting A Cheque In The Right Place And Shutting Up About It.

We Can't Repay Our Good Luck With Bad Grace. It Invites Darkness.

Like Everyone Else, I've Had Moments When I've Felt That I've Been Losing My Grip.

The Secret To Riches Is The Same As The Secret To Comedy - Timing.