I Have Selective Hearing.

On 'van Halen,' I Was A Young Punk, And Everything Revolved Around The Fastest Kid In Town, Gunslinger Attitude. But I'd Say That At The Time Of 'fair Warning,' I Started Concentrating More On Songwriting. But I Guess In Most People's Minds I'm Just A Gunslinger.

I Played 'eruption' Two Times For The Record, And We Kept The One That Seemed To Flow ... There's A Mistake At The Top End Of It Whenever I Hear It, I Always Think, Man I Could've Played It Better ... But I Like The Way It Sounds. I'd Never Heard A Guitar Sound Like That Before.

It's Funny, When Bands Or Younger Musicians Ask Me: 'so, What Does It Take To Make It?' Well, First Explain To Me What You Mean By 'making It': Do You Want To Be A Rock Star Or Do You Want Music To Be Your Livelihood?

I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was Accepted!!

Actually, If I Could Deliberately Sit Down And Write A Pop Hit, All My Songs Would Be Pop Hits! Let's Put It This Way. I Play What I Like To Hear. And Sometimes I Like To Hear Something Poppy, And Sometimes I Don't.