I Have Self-actualized. Pardon Me Whilst I

As Long As We Continue To Fight In Between The Jamming With All We Have To Save America From The Current Suicidal Deathwish Of The Corrupt, Criminal Punks Intentionally Destroying The Last Best Place.

Gibson Has Been Making The Finest Electric Guitars The World Has Ever Witnessed For Over 70 Years. They Are As American As God, Guns And Rock And Roll.

Vegetarians Are Cool. All I Eat Are Vegetarians - Except For The Occasional Mountain Lion Steak.

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I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To Think That I'm Optimizing Their Hardware.