I Have Some Real Big Goals With

She [my Wife] Has Had A Caesarean, So She Can't Bend Over. It's A Good Excuse [for Not Changing Nappies], I Suppose.

I Don't Feel Sorry For Myself.

I'm A Very Proud Person.

I Change, Like Every Single Normal Person.

I Have No Interest In Anyone Who Wants To Criticise Me, Or Doesn't Like Me Despite Never Having Met Me.