I Have The Physique A Lot Of

The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.

New York Is A Fun Town To Go Out In. During My Twenties And Into My Thirties I Had A Good Time Partying, Yes. But Nothing Where I Woke Up And I Thought That I Had A Problem.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

I Don't Really Think In Absolutes.