I Have To Be A Star Like

Being In Public With May And The Children Was Too Heavy. I Was Irreversibly Tuned In To Everyone Around Us.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

The One Thing You Don't Want Is That Stale Sound When You've Done A Line So Much You Can't Find A Fresh Approach To It. Drop It.

Bogart Could Have Been Color Blind. He Got To Know A Man Before He Decided If He Liked Him Or Not.

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.