I Have To Be A Star Like

You Always Have Two Choices: Your Commitment Versus Your Fear.

When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She Used To Sit On My Lap And Call Me Uncle Sammy.

Alcohol Gives You Infinite Patience For Stupidity.

I Have A Respect For Elvis And My Friendship. It Ain't My Business What He Did In Private. The Only Thing I Want To Know Is, 'was He My Friend?', 'did I Enjoy Him As A Performer?', 'did He Give The World Of Entertainment Something?' - And The Answer Is Yes On All Accounts. The Other Jazz Just Don't Matter.

I Wasn't Anything Special As A Father. But I Loved Them And They Knew It.