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I Did Feel Very Sexy And Desirable. Those Prisoners Looked At Me Like No Man Ever Did. I Don't Care How Many People They Killed.

Food Is My Thing, I Do Not Smoke Or Drink, So Food Is My Vice.

I'm Always Listening And Watching; My Ear Is Like A Boom Mike. And Judging, Frankly. Constantly Judging.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.