I Have Too Many Fantasies To Be

I Don't Want Everybody To See Exactly Where I Live, What My Sofa Or My Fireplace Looks Like.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

Of The Nude Pictures: Sure I Posed. I Needed The Money.

Frankly, I've Never Considered My Own Figure So Exceptional; Until Quite Recently, I Seldom Gave It Any Thought At All. My Biggest Single Concern Used To Be Getting Enough To Eat. Now I Have To Worry About Eating Too Much. I Never Used To Bother With Exercises. Now I Spend At Least 10 Minutes Each Morning Working Out With Small Weights. I Have Evolved My Own Exercises, For The Muscles I Wish To Keep Firm, And I Know They Are Right For Me Because I Can Feel Them Putting The Proper Muscles Into Play As I Exercise.

This Life Is What You Make It. No Matter What, You're Going To Mess Up Sometimes, It's A Universal Truth. But The Good Part Is You Get To Decide How You're Going To Mess It Up. Girls Will Be Your Friends - They'll Act Like It Anyway. But Just Remember, Some Come, Some Go. The Ones That Stay With You Through Everything - They're Your True Best Friends. Don't Let Go Of Them.