I Have Two Children And They're Young

I've Found That Hollywood's A Really Honest Business. They Don't Pull Any Punches. They Tell You Exactly What You Want-i Want The Fake Breasts And The Flat Car And The Big Pool. You Know, They're Real Up-front About It.

If You Think That By Threatening Me You Can Get Me To Do What You Want... Well, That's Where You're Right. But - And I Am Only Saying This Because I Care - There's A Lot Of Decaffeinated Brands On The Market That Are Just As Tasty As The Real Thing.

The Audience And I Have An Intimacy That Is, I Believe, Rare, Most Times Out.

My Only Challenge Is To Entertain. And I Accomplish My Task Better When I Myself Am Entertained By What I Am Doing. I Am Very Critical Of Myself, I Constantly Set The Bar Higher And Higher. I Try To Surpass Myself. That`s All. But I Also Know How To Preserve Myself, To Not Let Myself Get Bedazzled By The Smoke And Mirrors.

Mark Twain Is A Voice Of Truth And A Voice Of Equality And A Voice Of Tolerance. Which Means He Is A Voice Of Love.