I Have Very Bad Posture.

My Generation's Apathy. I'm Disgusted With It. I'm Disgusted With My Own Apathy Too, For Being Spineless And Not Always Standing Up Against Racism, Sexism And All Those Other -isms The Counterculture Has Been Whining About For Years.

I Started Being Really Proud Of The Fact That I Was Gay Even Though I Wasn't.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

Rather Be Dead Than Cool.

I've Always Quit Jobs Without Telling The Employer That I Was Quitting; I Just Wouldn't Show Up One Day.