I Have What I Call A-list Moments,

My Act Is Based On My Life.

The Great Thing About Celebrity Culture Is That They Can't Seem To Stop Themselves From Displaying Their Ridiculous Behaviour. I Feel It's My Job As A Serious Investigative Journalist To Witness All Kinds Of Behaviour And Then Report Back To The Audience Through The Prism Of My Own Anger And Bitterness.

My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion Of One Of America's Great Shipping And Railroad Families, The Vanderbilts.

A Lot Of Celebrities, Especially When You're Talking About The Really Big Ones, Live In What I Call The Fame Bubble. Nobody Ever Says No To Them Or Challenges Them Or Even Teases Them.

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!