I Haven't Been Hit Since Leon Spinks

I Would Have Changed My Last Name If Being Famous Were My Goal.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.