I Haven't Had A Date In 26

Go To Lord & Taylor On Fifth Avenue, I Think It's The Eighth Floor, And It's Just A Department Called 'woman.' It's Rather Devastating. You've Never Seen Such Hideous Clothes In Your Entire Life. I Mean, It's Simply Appalling. Thank God There Are No Windows On That Floor, Because If I Were A Size 18, I'd Throw Myself Right Out The Window [after Seeing Those Clothes]. It's Insulting What These Designers Do To These Women.

Remember Someone Is Going To Be Out, So Don’t Make It You.

I Just Don't Like Conspicuous Consumption. I Find It Distasteful.

I've Never Mentioned This, But When I Was At Parsons Teaching, The Other Design Disciplines, They Don't Like Fashion Design. They See It As Very Nineteenth-century.

As Long As We Have Netfix, Turner Classic Movies, Amazon, Youtube, And Bookstores, There Is No Excuse Ever To Lack Inspiration.