I Haven't Really Ever Had To Audition

There Is A Latent Fairy In All Women, But Look How Carefully We Have To Secrete Her In Order To Be Taken Seriously. And Fairies Come In All Shapes, Colours, Sizes And Types, They Don't Have To Be Fluffy. They Can Be Demanding And Furious If Hey Like. They Do, However, Have To Wear A Tiara. That Much Is Compulsory.

I've Chosen To Stay In A Jolly Place For Most Of My Life, And That Is A Lot Of Who I Am.

My Best Friend Is The Most Important Girl, Outside Of Family, To Me. I Met Her When I Went To College And We Bonded Immediately. I'd Do Anything For Her At Any Time. We Phone Each Other Every Day.

I Have Had The Unfortunate Experience Of Having Someone Write An Unauthorised Biography Of Me. Half Of It Is Lies And The Other Half Is Badly Written. My Feeling Is That If I'm Going To Write My Life Story, I Ought To Have My Life First.

I Don't Know What The Future Holds, But I Have To Be Confident About It. It's Just The Way I Am.