I Hid Myself In Food.

They Say Cats Have Nine Lives. I've Had 12 Already And I Don't Know How Many More I'll Have.

Someone Sent Me A Picture Of My Name That Was Tattooed On Their A***! The First Thing I Said Was, The Least You Could Have Done Was Spell It Properly!

I Love Eating Out. I Don't Deny That. But I Don't Want 12 Or 15 Courses Because The Chef Wants Me To Taste This Or Taste That. I Just Want To Be Able To Decide.

I'd Like To Think I'm A Great Teacher.

I'm A Big Lover Of Fish. Cooking Fish Is So Much More Difficult Than Cooking Protein Meats, Because There Are No Temperatures In The Medium, Rare, Well Done Cooking A Stunning Sea Bass Or A Scallop.