I Hold A Little Fundraiser Every Day.

Asia: Four Little Letters, Three Billion Little People.

I Can't Be Gay! I'm A Happily Married Conservative, Just Like Ted Haggard And Larry Craig.

Thirty Seconds Is The Exact Amount Of Time Americans Can Tolerate Something They Don't Understand.

We Have No Desire To Make Anybody Look Like A Blithering Idiot, But We Do Love It When They Do.

I Don't Know A Lot About Politics. I Like Talking About Human Behavior. Politicians Are Funny To Me Because They Often Say One Thing And Behave A Different Way.