I Identify With The Regular Person, Because

To Give Up My Job As A Temp And Actually Make A Living Doing Comedy, It Was Staggering.

Do You Remember A Little Phenom Called Step Aerobics? If You Do, Then You Know How Crazy It Was To Take Two Ninety-minute Classes In A Row. It’s Incredible That I Didn’t Die From A Blunt Injury To The Back Of My Head From Slipping On My Own Pool Of Sweat.

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.

Always And Forever Is A Grandmothers Love

There's One Thing That's Really Great About Waking Up Early, And It's Not Jogging Or Greeting The Day - It's Just That That's When They Make Doughnuts.