I Identify With The Regular Person, Because

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

So Yes, I Say Things I Regret Constantly, And I Just Can't Help It.

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.

But If Something Funny Happens, I Can't Resist. I Have To Tell The People.

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.