I Is What I Is, And I'm

Love Is Blind, But Marriage Is A Real Eye-opener.

Down South, Even Our Vegetables Have Some Pig Hidden Somewhere In It. A Vegetable Isn't A Vegetable Without A Little Ham Hock.

You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Just Lettuce. You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Fried Chicken.

I'm More Spiritual Than I Am Religious. I Don't Go To Church; I Go To The Beach.

Talking About Money Is Garish. It's Tacky.