I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It

My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When I Was Growing Up, I Thought The Doorbell Ringing Was A Signal To Pretend You Weren't Home.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.