I Just Am A Snob When It

I've Got Some Great Guy Friends. They Can Start Out As Crushes. But When You Realize Something Isn't Going To Happen, You Make A Choice Whether Or Not The Friendship Is Worth It. And It Usually Is. Then You Can Laugh About The Fact That You Used To Have A Crush On Him Or He Had One On You.

I Guess Pumas Are In Their 30s. Cougars In Their 40s Jaguars Are 50s, And Sabretooths Go Into The 60s, Right?

Aging Gracefully Is One Thing, But Trying To Slow It Down Is Another. Sometimes I Use Botox. Compared To Most, I Use It Very Sparingly. One Time I Did Too Much, Though. I Feel Weird If I Can't Move My Face, And That One Time I Overdid It, I Felt Trapped In My Own Skin. I Don't Have A Problem With Any Of That Stuff; If It Makes You Feel Better About Yourself And It's Done Properly, Then Fine.

I'm The First Girl To Say The Word 'period' On Television.

I Only Have To Do Three Things To Look Halfway Decent. Curl My Eyelashes, Fill In My Eyebrows And Put Some Lipstick On.