I Just Can't Sit Back And Wallow,

When You Feel Like You've Had It Up To Here, And You're Mad Enough To Scream, But You're Sad Enough To Tear, That's Rock Bottom.

My Songs Can Make You Cry, Take You By Surprise At The Same Time, Can Make You Dry Your Eyes With The Same Rhyme

I Don't Know Why This World Keeps Turning, Round And Round. But I Wish It Would Stop And Let Me Off Right Now!

Saving Private Ryan Was Probably The Illest, Sickest Movie I've Ever Watched, And I Didn't See Anybody Criticizing That One For Violence.

I Was Born With The Biggest Middle Finger On Earth.