I Just Don't Like Travelling Very Much.

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.

I Have Big Friends Who Won't Go Swimming Because They're Too Embarrassed About It. I Feel That's Such A Shame, Because Actually People Should Be Encouraging Fat People Who Are Exercising To Do It, Not Pointing And Laughing.

There Are Lots Of People Who Believe That Caricature Of Me The Tabloids Created, So They Think They Don't Like Me.

Men Are Fantastic - As A Concept.

I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I Don't Like Standing Up.