I Just Found You - I Don't

I'm A Monster, Not A Moron.

Ancient Mirror Macick Mirror Shades Of Gray Hidden Forbidden Within, Away Part The Mist Macick Kissed Call The Fey Reveal The Past The Spell Is Cast I Save The Day!

I Would Tell You That You Looked Really Hot Today When I Saw You Naked, But That Probably Wouldn't Be Appropriate, Being As We're In Bed Together But Not Doing Anything.

The Fomorians Skittered Backward, Away From Me, Looking Justifiably Confused. I Mean, Really, How Many Human Women Actually Run To Them? And I Was A Human Woman Covered In Swamp Yuck, With Wild Red Hair Sticking Out In Matted Hunks And Arms Flailing Like A Demented Bride Of Frankenstein. I'd Run From Me.

Nice Dress Zoey. It Looks Just Like Mine. Oh, Wait! It Used To Be Mine. Aphrodite Laughed A Throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid Laugh. I Really Hate It When Girls Do That.i Mean, Yes, She's Older, But I Have Boobs, Too.