I Just Gave My Cat A Bath.

Deeply Funny Musings And Adventures Elevate Paul Rudnick To The Highest Level Of American Comedy Writing.

I Have Heard It Said That A Complicated Childhood Can Lead To A Life In The Arts. I Tell You This Story Of My Father And Me To Let You Know I Am Qualified To Be A Comedian.

I Guess I Wouldn't Believe In Anything If It Weren't For My Lucky Astrology Mood Watch.

I Didn't Worry If A Bit Got No Response, As Long As I Believed It Had Enough Response To Linger.

Talent Is The Ability To Say Things Well, But Genius Is The Ability To, Well, Say Things.