I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin'

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

You Don't Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist!

Believe It Or Not, I Kind Of Went Into Professional Wrestling So I Could Get An Avenue Into Acting.

If Your Olympic Hero Were To Use The Worm In The 1996 Olympic Games, It Would Be So Embarassing To All The Other Atheletes - And Our Country, Mind You- That The Usa Would Have Finished Behind Guam.